Tbh I’m gonna be hella salty for a long while that I didn’t get vampire dick for my 22nd birthday, but rather a raging lust for shark dicks

I even wished over the goddamn birthday cake for it man what else do you want from me and it’s confirmed that Sal’s shit at the hokey pokey so bruh

Bruh

arriku:

DO NOT TRUST SAL

arriku:

DO NOT TRUST SAL

lissettemoronta:

Be a selfish bitch.

Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. 

Do that shit on your own fucking terms.

Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.

Wear what you want.

Do what you want. 

Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.

Live life to the fucking fullest. 

You run you.

You paint your own damn masterpiece.

Never fucking forget that.

retronewyork:

East 5th Street, 1980 © Brian Rose/Ed Fausty

Gianni Versace F/W 1992

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

solarselection:

mango-emoji:

:(((

JESUS CHRIST

I’d have to skip town and start life anew if this shit happened to me.